For starters...

So, to get things straight and to start off on a great, snazzy note. This is basically just going to be me letting off steam in a variety of different blogs with different themes and people. If the complaint is too severe, I'll just change the name of the person, that was no one gets hurt and I'm able to keep talking about them, that's if they completely annoy me and stick around long enough to make me want to get their head and chop it off with a hack-saw.